Legoland: sort of - 54° 10′ 57″ N, 07° 53′ 07″ E
Off the coast of Germany, rising out of the North Sea like a small speck of rock, sits Heligoland . Legoland? I’d never heard of the place before, but it turns out to be quite famous for two things: cheap duty-free goods and obese day-trippers from Hamburg. It is also 17,166km from Tasmania (sez them) Heligoland is actually two specks of land—the main island, where the harbour, town and shops are found, and a smaller sandy islet a mile or so away. Fast ferries leave the German coast each morning and disgorge their slightly dazed and ambling passengers onto the wharf for a day of... well, I’m not entirely sure what. Certainly, it seems to involve food. Lots of food. Ice cream features prominently, as does wandering around the shops and having your photograph taken in one of the many wicker beach chairs scattered around the town and beach. There is a steady procession of people posing, eating, shopping and generally enjoying themselves before the ferry eventually arrives to collect ...